List of Annoyance

This will be literally just that - a running list of things people do that annoy me. I will continually update it. Most incidents need no further explanation!

• People who expect me to do lunges while I'm brushing my teeth

• People who buy 4x4 SUVs but won't drive them through puddles

• People who call other people skinny

• People who call themselves nutritionists because they can survive on pills and powders

• People who sit and wait at roundabouts until someone crosses them from the right even when it's clear

• People driving any car who think they're driving a bus

• People who mention mental health and their children in the same breadth as a badge of honour

• People who say 'I love a podcast'

• People who do not play tennis, but continue to do so

• People who drive in the third lane of a four lane motorway while all lanes are clear, maintaining 40mph

• People who ask me if I want 'help' with using my power tools

• People who pretend they're not competitive on Strava

• People who steal my local legend crowns on Strava

• People who leave full doggie poo bags hanging in trees

• People who send unsolicited emails and then follow up with another email insisting I respond

• People who put their rear fog lights on when it's raining

• People who expect me to know who they're talking about when using their child's pet name